Would you buy any of these it’s-puzzling-to-me items…and actually use them?

This is Muji’s lunch box band. I have no idea what a lunch box band is. Help?

lunch box band, $6.50, Muji

I really have no desire to spend an extra few minutes massaging my jaw line with this Muji (yes, again) creation. Do you?

face massage roller, $12.95, Muji

What would make you want to spend money on a set of plaster teeth?

white plaster teeth, $10, Old Nerd

I’m not quite sure how this vest/tank-top really tones? If it does in fact tone then there really is no excuse for not having a six-pack, right?

torso toner, $60, Sky Mall

This multi-purpose hat…would you really walk around with one of these on your head?

multi-purpose hat, via Buzz Feed

Have a wonderful weekend everyone!